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Witless Protection
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During a routine patrol in his small town, Deputy Larry Stalder intervenes when he sees a woman held against her will by four men in black. The kidnappers turn out to be FBI agents, and turn out again to be villians...
During a routine patrol in his small town, Deputy Larry Stalder intervenes when he sees a woman held against her will by four men in black. The kidnappers turn out to be FBI agents, and turn out again to be villians...
Actors:
Barbara Elizabeth Maleski,
Rick Le Fevour,
Greg McAleer,
Jesse Dabson,
Richard Bull,
Kurt Naebig,
Emir Yonzon,
Steve Christopher,
Gerry Bednob,
Jessica Grace Orr,
Gail Rastorfer,
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Barbara Elizabeth Maleski
Rick Le Fevour
9 August 1955, Illinois, USA
Greg McAleer
Jesse Dabson
16 November 1961, Pecatonica, Illinois, USA
Richard Bull
26 June 1924, Zion, Illinois, USA
Kurt Naebig
Emir Yonzon
24 October 1977, Waukegan, Illinois, USA
Steve Christopher
7 January 1965, Peoria, Illinois, USA
Gerry Bednob
Jessica Grace Orr
Gail Rastorfer
Director:
Charles Robert Carner
Charles Robert Carner
30 April 1957, Chicago, Illinois, USA
Country:
United States
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March 01, 2008
During the last part of this wacky comedy, it loses the amusing push-pull intimacy between its 'odd-couple' protagonists.
February 25, 2008
It's the audience that deserves Protection from this Witless Larry the Cable Guy vehicle.
Sacramento News & Review
February 29, 2008
From this kind of witlessness, the only protection is not to see it.
Variety
February 25, 2008
One can only hope that Witless Protection is targeted at a vanishing species of American Neanderthal. In the meantime, perhaps Larry and his accomplices at Lionsgate could take some sensitivity traning.
San Antonio Express-News
March 01, 2008
I've got an idea for Larry the Cable Guy's next dumb movie. Maybe the lowbrow bumbler with the big heart and even bigger beer gut could play, oh I don't know, a cable guy?
April 23, 2009
It's sad to watch Yaphet Kotto, as the shady fed, clothesline the stereotypical Muslim motel owner who's already been threatened by Larry with a trip to Gitmo.
February 25, 2008
Larry The Cable Guy is a cancerous boil on the ass of comedy, but it's still sort of shocking how little effort he puts into his movies.
New York Times
February 25, 2008
In Witless Protection, Larry the Cable Guy plays a small-town deputy, fantasizing about becoming an F.B.I. agent. Sitcom wackiness ensues.
Sin Magazine
July 22, 2008
The movie doesn't even have the common decency to be under 90 minutes. What a bore.
February 25, 2008
The otherwise genial Witless Protection scrapes bottom whenever a black person or an Asian or an Arab is wheeled on for just-kiddin' laughs.
December 20, 2008
Witless, lowbrow fun is the signature of this so-so comedy with Larry the Cable Guy in fine fat form as a country bumpkin deputy sheriff with delusions of grander than smalltown cop
Hollywood Reporter
February 25, 2008
Makes his previous effort, Delta Farce, seem a classic by comparison.